the gulf of mexico should’ve been renamed to sea señor.

the entire country of japan basically just got oneshotted by steely dan one day 40 years ago and it rules

it’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands

you see a german actor in a fun european movie as, like, der ecstasy sex hans and then you look at their imdb and realize they've played six different nuremberg defendants

If I lived in mad max world I’d wear jeans and a t shirt and drive a regular car and my name would be mr normal

RIP George Lowe, the inimitable voice of Space Ghost. Space Ghost Coast-To-Coast had an enormous influence on me and my sense of humor as a kid (and beyond). Without him, Adult Swim never happens.

keinen bock auf den montag? das muss nicht sein! mit der neuen kollektion bringt ihr entweder alle eure kollegen (inkl. chef) zum lachen oder ihr dürft superfrüh feierabend machen! win-win-win! zapp-urban.shop

white people when they get a new bird feeder

this is why johnny sack had him whacked

"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me." "Okay, Mr. Burns. Uh, what's your first name?" "I don't know!"

the sound of ONE airpod dying makes me wanna go crazy and hurt myself and others. like beeeboobadooDO and then only 1 ear works and your brain feels like it was flipped on its side for a min

[GENTRIFIER WHO MOVED TO TRANSYLVANIA] “Amanda, call the cops, they’re out there doing the Mash again.”

They’re giving He-Man pronouns

your email has found me cold and shamed, lying naked on the floor