Today Speaker Sexton had a mother arrested in the gallery while holding a sign opposing more guns in schools.

Each day he grows more drunk with power, and is enabled by an extremist supermajority complicit in his authoritarianism.

We are witnessing the death of our democracy.

Benson a real cop after 20 years holding us down.

This is 28 bitch

Just found this in my phone and I don’t remember it at all. Don’t remember being there, don’t remember where I was supposed to be, don’t remember who I was talking to. I hope I made it.

It’s easy to overlook a man’s baggage when your frontal lobe is still at medium rare

Do you mean splinter city

can we talk about the irreparable damage this drink did to people from 2017-2020

when I tell you my friends and I were up to NO GOOD in college when we discovered this shit 😭😭😭😭😭

I just think it’s a shame disposable vapes weren’t widely available when this song came out

i’m what we call an OINK. one income, no kids. living on slop in my little pen

what do you think twitter is

starting a cleaning service for people with ADHD. I won’t be doing any of the actual cleaning, I’ll just be calling you at random times to tell you I’m on my way to your house and I’ll be there in about 45 minutes

incredible text to wake up to

My BBC (bossy boomer coworker) saw me using keyboard shortcuts and when she noticed I had copy pasted instead of saying oh neat what a time saver she told me it was against company policy lmao help

I’m all packed up and ready for my next chapter. Easter basket vibes.

I want to see an episode of “Undercover Boss” with Jesus in some evangelical churches.