This is what it’s like when you have to go to someone’s house to make funeral arrangements cause they don’t have a car or a drivers license or a right leg for that matter

I want my TikTok to pop off but I don’t want to spend the time and energy it takes to make my TikTok pop off on making my TikTok pop off.

My lash lady makes $1500 a day. She is in school to be a teacher… bc her mom wants her to have a “real job”

People who love you don’t always give you the best advice.

This is what it’s like when you have to go to someone’s house to make funeral arrangements cause they don’t have a car or a drivers license or a right leg for that matter

Thinking a lot about Adam Schiff’s words this week:

“He has betrayed our national security, and he will do so again… You cannot constrain him. He is who he is. Truth matters little to him. What’s right matters even less, and decency matters not at all.”

“Your cat is gonna eat you when you die” okay?? I’m an organ donor

CHILE!!
When ⁦Kathy Hilton⁩ said
PRECIOUS!!!
I actually spit my wine outta my mouth, nose and prolly my eyes!!
Now I’m out here cleaning during the commercial break 🤦🏽‍♀️
#wwhl
#rhobh

His hands really are tiny aren’t they my god

Me: you gotta stop spending unnecessary money. Pay your fuckin bills and get out of debt so you don’t have to worry anymore.

Also me every chance I get:

Old people using the internet is the absolute funniest form of comedy.

Rude

I bring the table to the table bro, why would I need you?

(Thread) Here is a list of extremely easy ways to improve your day that everyone should know about:

me at work: fuck why are my arms and shoulders so sore this week?

me this weekend:

LOLLLLLL STOP it’s true but you ain’t gotta say it……..

who called it a sperm bank and not get a load of this guy

simp boyfriend = slut gf