The first thing you must do when arriving at any beach is write I AM OKAY in rocks just to let any planes passing overhead know that you don't need rescuing.
Wife accused me of stealing her élite moisturizer because I’ve been looking “way too dewy.” And guess what? She’s right. Stuff is a game changer that they’ve been hiding from us, boys.
I was gonna watch a part of my show and then get ready for work cause I don’t have much time. But instead I got ready first and guess what? Now I don’t have time to watch my show so that’s stupid. I’m never doing that again.
got on an elevator with a guy so I was like 'Monday.' and he was like 'New day.' and I was okay Mr perspective, it's a little early for that level of positivity