tuesday is the best day of the week for me personally

weenie hut jr on ice

soup near me

group text except one person has an android so I now have 37 group texts

I pay for Hulu yet my mother still watches from my exes account which tickles my fancy errytime

don’t forget to kiss ur server goodnight

ten years ago today my dad took me to see kendrick & schoolboy q. rob rules.

100 gecs rhyming mosquitos with Danny de Vito is the best thing to happen since T pain rhymin mansion with Wisconsin

cutting my bangs again bc I miss being called Dakota Johnson everyday

8 oz max, u grab a pint & ur out

I’m sorry I haven’t texted you back in five days, but I’m still going to call you four times if you don’t respond to my text in three minutes

Girls can hit a little curb as a treat

SoundCloud is black now that’s so hot

Me after hitting a bong

the ability to add your ID to your Apple wallet, please I’m begging you

Me: idk if astrology is real *car gets stolen* Costar’s daily message: “Refuel.” Ok yeah astrology is real

falling in love every two years like clockwork

bc it’s low in alcohol and my blood sugar is low I’ll take a glass of the moscato tysm

but dude he’s my drummer

uh yeah I’ll take a shot of jamo w a sugar cube back