Climbs on top of @HulkedOutSpidey’s shoulders with a megaphone in hand. “Remember to throw all plastic disposables in the recycling bin! That is all..” God she sounds like a mom. She’s 𝗚𝘄𝗲𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗰𝘆.’s Defender so kind of a mom? Maybe?

“What’d you just call me?”

Taps Eddie Brock on the shoulder and holds out a plate of assorted chocolates. “I heard you like chocolate and you are sticking to your word. Sooooooo. Want some?” #Gwennies18th

“Well, Nothing. Mainly because I don’t exactly get what you’re insinuating.”

We’re celebrating 𝗚𝘄𝗲𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗰𝘆.’s 18th birthday! Jump on the hashtag #Gwennies18th to join!

#Gwennies18th

Gwen Stacy wins. Flawless victory. Fatality! x.com/spiderbeat/sta…

“Ohhhhhh 𝗚𝘄𝗲𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗰𝘆.! You’re gonna toats love the gift I got you.”

“Psht. No way it’s waaaaay cooler than that.” x.com/spiderbeat/sta…

“You’ll have to wait though! It gets scared easy so we should wait for the party crowd to die down.” x.com/spiderbeat/sta…

“Well, She. But she’s not here yet! The people are still bringing her. Still, she gets scared easy so the party has to die down a little first.” Oh Gwen is gonna love the gift. x.com/spiderbeat/sta…

Oh there’s no responsibility required. She’s just gonna be here for a few hours. Legally she can’t be a pet. “All I gotta say is you’re gonna love love love this.” x.com/spiderbeat/sta…

“You have alllllllll rights to be! Because you’re gonna love her and she is definitely gonna love you.” x.com/spiderbeat/sta…

“Errr.. the party is only dying down because the party ends soon.” x.com/thewallcrawier…

“No.. God no. You should be ashamed for that one.” She found herself laughing at that, she definitely got the reference but absolutely refuses to accept that he said it. x.com/thewallcrawier…

“Good. You should be so embarrassed that you’d make another mask to cover that mistake you just made.” She’s only being a bit mean, but it’s all in a teasing manner. “Anyway, what’re you doing here? I’m surprised you aren’t zipping around all over the city right now.” x.com/thewallcrawier…

“Ah, Understandable. I’m sure the gift will be great! I meannnnnn I doubt it’ll beat /my/ gift to her buuuuut.” Cue a smirking redhead. x.com/thewallcrawier…

I just wanted to say a huge THANK YOU to everyone who celebrated #Gwennies18th with me today. It was so much fun and I truly felt loved! Thank you for making today so special. Love, G

“Who needs friends anyway.. I got myself..”

“At least other people get to have tons of fun. Right? That’s allllll that matters.”