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Monday mood

Fridays are for pizza 🍕

What is your hand doing?

Eating a corn dog isn’t cheating on my diet.

Going on a diet is cheating on my corn dog.

I don’t care if I have superpowers. If I stub my toe—I’m out.

Happy Gwensday, rockstars!

I don’t see anything.

#TacoTuesday

Is Monday over yet?

Anytime I feel like complaining about the heat I just remember New York winters in spandex are just around the corner 🥶

Friend: So, big weekend plans?

Me: Oh yeah. REAL big.

The weekend plans:

People out here really trying to wish away summer for fall…