lawyers, guns and funny
@26point2FoCo
Whatever, my mom thinks I’m funny. Financial advisor by day, worker outer by night. Once ate five grapes in a row. I am unemployed and live with my mother.
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09-01-2016 20:57:14
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Kyle Clark
@KyleClark
Dad, husband, journalist. Proud of #HeyNext viewers' $12M in Word of Thanks microgiving. Anchor: @NextOn9NEWS (6pm) + 9NEWS 9/10pm. Tips to Signal: 303-871-1841Chris
@PositivelyChris
Learning By Asking Questions on 𝕏 • Motivation, Inspiration, COFFEE, Nostalgia, Pop Culture, and More •💙• #SCM • @IgniteThatLight Podcast Host • #SpacesHostunholy smokes
@thotpantry
no bio no masters. vulnerability and honesty are revolutionary, maybeRio🎗️
@RioDanceOnSand
Mom of teen overcoming cancer🎗️ Teacher 🍎, animal 🐾 and child advocate Cash App $Medullo2022 #hawkeyes #medulloblastoma #childhoodcancer #kindness🩷🩷Hiimsusie🩷🩷
@hereforthejrny
The journey has been fun, to say the least! Despite a few missteps, still loving it!! Keep that shit up Twitter!TheBourbonFairy🥃🧚♀️
@Bourbon_Fairy
🍑 LA face with an Oakland booty. 🥃🧚♀️ bourbon fairy. 💁🏼♀️ damaged but adorable. formerly known as @rantinggapeach #BBN 💙🐯A Rose By Any Other Name
@JustARose6373
#Biden2024 This is my alt account, but I am a real person. It is the time you have wasted for your rose that makes your rose so important. - Le Petit PrinceKat
@TorontoBlonde
Social Goddessbipolar express
@poisonpeachh
23. ur digital girlfriend. top 1.3% of hot moms. tweets are satire🏈💜VikingsGirl💛🏈
@TiredAndBroken
Living in Husker Nation🌽 but will forever bleed purple💜💛Love football, my little man and a great sense of humor. Be kind. We’re all dealing with something.Jodi
@GenuinelyJodi
GenX ex-Chi-town Misfit (NSFW) Sapiosexual - I ❤️ Cubs, Music, Cooking, Sci Fi, Coffee, Laughing & Kindness 💙 Democrat @The_MidlifeEdit co-host 💜#fibromyalgiaA Dad Influence
@gbergan
Most of my followers are bots. You're probably not even real. My incessant ramblins in the link below ⬇️StacyLand
@saburnet33
LauraBeth
@XenaWarrior2024
Democracy~Ba-bay!💙BlueWave,Bitches💕🐶💕Sagittarius Southpaw💕#BidenBlue #DarkBrandon #ThankYouTG #KeremBürsin💙#BethDutton Proud Owner of Locker #4Wayne Scott (avid bowler🎳)
@wscott44
Came to follow @alyankovic •USAF Vet• Dem• ACS RTR Driver• wscott44 (Threads Bluesky)• Agnostic Atheist• #BLM #ProChoice #VoteBlue2024JustDoc
@TheyCall_Me_Doc
It's hard to be a diamond in a rhinestone world.Sam
@333666bbb
A quiet man with the loudest fucking mind. 2nd account @3366bbBoss B.
@anerdonfire2
My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Infernoʞɹıɯ𝕊
@FoundersGirl
Lover of Liberty | Server of Sass | Mom of Boys | Tell Them i Was Kidding | Never Obsolete | Phil is My FavoriteXOSchitzo
@XOSchitzo
I write bad tweets bc I'm good at it; disappear for years & return like nothing; steer clear of cults (unless they're bad ass); & skip words. Discord: XOSchitzoCady Miller
@cady_miller
MikeGuyVer 🇺🇦
@Mikael422
Influencer, of my waistline. My AVI is real... awesome. Identical twin. COVID-19 gave me 5 SuperPowers! How about you? Curses: Bi-polar/NAFLD/OCD/ParkinsonismYour Devil
@knowyourdevil
libertine, provocateur, romantic, misanthrope, contrarian; rebel, music lover, intellectual. Do what thou wilt. Do no harm. IG: @awhiskydarklyForest Mommy🌲🗡💪🏹🌲🌲
@ForestMommy
Nightmare lunatic. #FoMoNation - FMUniverse - bully the governmentNicole🤘🏽
@NicoleWilfong
The University of Texas at Austin Alum🤘🏽 Margarita enthusiast. DMs closed 🖤Bugs Nasty
@iambugsnasty
Provocative musician | Happy daddy | Revolutionary Anomalies out now | ₐᵣₑ yₒᵤ nₐ𝘴𝚝y?skinny vanilla latte, J.D.
@can_i_bum_a_fag
biscotti mommie ||| if everyone could pitch in I can get my head back $skinnyvanilla0calCarmella Cannoli
@piccolobutt
I like long walks through the liquor store & chickpeas. Pleasantly oblivious. https://t.co/UPLdA35eHNchief illiniwek 🇺🇸
@Illini1867
Underwood&Bielema’24 @AyoDos_11 @whitesox @Jordan3Love🧱x🧱 ILL- Rover 🐾Care @WoofdotProject on ig #GoPackGo #SeeRed Wemby #collectorTerry G
@tergren
Gnar Trail Team, 2:50 marathoner, 1:18 half-marathon, 100mi ultra trail runner.Ꮙι†αϻιŋ ℃-нσ 𝐠ℓσвєѕ ₓₒₓₒఇ
@XO_writing
You're reading the lyrics of my soul↝ @XOPrompts =Alt ↝𝚂𝚖𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚂𝚙𝚒𝚌𝚢↝ © ᴀʟʟ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ɪꜱ ᴍɪɴᴇ ᴜɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ꜱᴛᴀᴛᴇᴅ ©↝🚫DM's ↝ₓₒBiologicial
@sharon_wisner
Let's Not Talk About ItHogan Torah
@Anotherlogan
Loveable af 💘 Medium writer ✍️ #aiart 📌 Long live GCW 🎨 Google me I autofill 😎 https://t.co/UmiSttGDrsMs.Eclectic
@Ms_Eclectic2
Mom, wife, crazy plant lady, crazy dog lady, bibliophile, music lover, movie buff. I have a ton of interests. Talk nerdy to me.Sassy Bourbon
@bourbonandsass2
I’m back for round 3 apparently! I have a black coffee addiction, a boxer and Great Dane. Just living that jeep life! Sarcasm is my love language!🐕🏃🏻Luke's Place 🏡😊
@SpaceThompson
You'll find the truth about who I am and what I think here. I don't DM and I'm lazy at replying to comments. I can get cranky so bear with me sometimes. 😊The Tanya
@tanya_the11313
I'm here to let my disgust with the universe fester.Brooke
@BrookeMitc61531
I’m blunt asf so try not to get your feelings hurt😘 Cash App: $BrookeAnn69Jenna SaysQuoi
@jennasaysquoi
quoimegan.⚡️
@megantisocial
meh.🐈 (this is my only account)Thomas Minna
@tminnzy
Don't let your struggle become your identity 🙇🏽FestivalJunkie 𝕏 Unfiltered
@jtfj_
Hi I'm Josh the FestivalJunkie and Concert Addict - 𝕏 https://t.co/B2CJ0M3VaN 𝕏 Thank you for joining me on my spirit walk! 🧘♂️stayfania
@stayfania
🖤Massage Therapist🦋 Be a bad boy for Mommy..Lisabug
@Lisabug74
Welcome to Lisa World! | Love food | Enjoy puns | Cake addict | Cat Mom |DMs are closed, but replies are welcomed.Devilbrad
@Devilbrad
Just a concerned American. My name has nothing to do with religion. All comments are my own opinion and do not represent my employer.JeepGirl Kristen
@pinkristen
#RandomActsOfKindness, Agnostic KatiePorter4Prez, Army Combat Vet🥾, Wicked potty mouth🤷🏼♀️, ❤️@3DoorsDown fan, I'm a twin👯♀️, Fuck Trump & his bitchesCynicalTherapist
@CynicalTherapi1
LMFT-LADAC Addictions Expert, Not your therapist, both traumatized and trauma informed. Sometimes a writer https://t.co/Y7o1NsmtJh Bad words ftw. 🏳️🌈Sadie 𓅫
@Sadiewhom
🖤💛𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓
@MoMohler
Rated 100% pure, grade A, American “little beef boy” by JD Power And Associates.Lost Girl
@VodkaMuse
Daddy issues. M&M slut and orgasm PEZ dispenser. My feed is as bipolar as I am. I used to be funny, now I’m medicated. #depression #mentalhealthmatters #bipolarThexyBeatht_
@ThexyBeatht_2
Other account @ThexyBeatht Still no defense mechanism against puppies or chocolate. Lover of good laughs. Sunshine and flip flops make me happy.Josan Papacito
@JO7533
I need a beer. I want nothing from any of you, unless it’s beer….. My dogs really love me.