MattK (@zzrmatt) 's Twitter Profile
MattK

@zzrmatt

Motorbikes, Metal, My Jack Russell Maisy and beer, lots and lots of beer!! Adored by me Biatch @GudGel71. Ex Gunner.

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calendar_today28-10-2011 10:57:49

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Daniel (@votelewko) 's Twitter Profile Photo

40 years ago (1985) Kevin Bloody Wilson released the most offensive Christmas song of all time. Never played on the radio (or in shopping centres) for obvious reasons, bootleg cassettes were passed from teenager to teenager. Wilson, 78 is still touring....

fill your boots (@militarybanter) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I am an anonymous General Dynamics Employee (ex army) I've seen your recent post about the AJAX. The project being 8 years overdue is not even half of it: - Vehicles regularly come off the production line with circa 150 faults on them. - We can't even build the vehicles to meet

Burnside (@burnsidewastosh) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Be an absolute hoot if all the Civil Servants paid to spy on right wing social media accounts become radicalised, start eating meat and ask their wife if they can join in with sex rather than just watching.

MattK (@zzrmatt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Controversial I know but just watched Atlas and I quite like it! It's probably the 8 pints of Stella but I don't give a shit

fill your boots (@militarybanter) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I want to be absolutely clear about why Fill Your Boots shares the submissions it does. People aren’t speaking up because they dislike the Army—they’re speaking up because they care about it, and because they don’t want to see people put at risk or ignored. The issues being

MattK (@zzrmatt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I'm proper in the shit, not got a clue what I have done 😶 Mrs Matt is cooking chilli for tea, I HATE chilli and she's acting completely normally as if everything is OK 😩

Intel Lady (@intel_lady) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Allegra has been soooo busy with her gap year activism. She's finished protesting with Stand up to Racism as it's now about blaming all the world's problems on rich people not paying enough tax! She's now with Take Back Power & is identifying as 'a poor'

wokeandwoofing (@wokeandwoofing) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We've told our kids that Santa has transitioned into a woman, and can't deliver any presents in case she splits the stitches in her neovagina. What are you doing to make things magical for the little ones?

MattK (@zzrmatt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Bored, ripping yanks on YouTube trying to cook English food with yank ingredients "let's try making Pigs in Blankets with spicy Mexican frankfurters because I can't find A NORMAL FUCKING SAUSAGE"