*facetimes friend* friend: “hey wassup” me: x.com/ScreamJustin_/…

R u dummmb I want a lifetime supply

Tryna figure out how I go from $350 to $64.95 in 3 days x.com/nollywoodroll/…

When that one manager leaves for the day and now you can finally fuck around

hay que ser un verdadero cabron hp para ser grosero con alguien que sólo se preocupa por ti. you don't deserve my kindness or my time bye bitch

Mexico is one of the most diverse and culturally rich countries on earth with the most caring and hospitable people, but continue hyping up your unseasoned white ashy flatland cultureless civilization. I feel bad for the culturally tasteless, enjoy ur burger and fries

Me waiting for my number neighbor to text me first

This is a year around

La Rosa de Guadalupe is going to make an episode about the coronavirus virus and the plot is going to be about some disobedient girl who hates her mom and wants to go to a party or out with her mans, and she’s gna get infected and end up apologizing to her mom Nd shit 😂