Saxophones are just curvy jazz trumpets, change my mind

Like is it just me or is this holiday season hitting different

AAHS people, does anybody know why the heck our semester ends two weeks after winter break unlike most schools who end right before? It just seems kinda silly to me

When you forget that you have a DECA competition today but you still nail the presentation and roleplay 😎

You know something is wrong when you get to hang out and see people more often in quarantine than you did before the fact

It’s like 105 degrees here, can someone tell Mother Nature to like turn down the thermostat or sumn, I don’t wanna end up as a Crispy McZach thank you very much

You rather die a Christine Daaé or live long enough to see yourself become the Phantom

It’s ok to be white. It’s ok to be black. It’s ok to be asian. It’s ok to be hispanic. It’s ok to be female. It’s ok to be male. It’s ok to be YOU. But it’s never ok to assume you got to the four way stop first. Wave your fellow midwesterners through

My body is not a temple it is a storage unit for Culver’s cheese curds

When the exit is on the other color squares so he can’t get out

When the pandemic is over, the song “Mask Off” by Future will top the charts and we will finally understand why his name is Future.

NASA Commercial Crew program manager Steve Stich says the SpaceX Crew-2 launch is scheduled for 4/20 but the agency will "probably adjust that a little bit."

The kids who used to put cards in their bike tires to make them louder grow up to be car nuts, change my mind

Just reinstalled Twitter, what have I missed?

Ultimately, the downfall of the Freemasons was giving away their stonecutting services for nothing

Alarming Report Finds Hundreds Of Items Still Not Available In S’Mores Flavor bit.ly/3LN4Ona

Everyone loves the NDSU GSMB 🎺🎷🥁 They want to know which song you'd like to hear during their performance in the second quarter 🎶