Not happy that AMC's Sunday night hate crime will have a second season.

We're still around. We've just been searching for America... and for ourselves.

Also: ate brains.

Guys, please, cool it with the zombie stuff.

Even zombies know how to use two-factor authentication. Stop trying to hack this damn account.

Hey.

The answer to "can zombies get drunk on alcohol-soaked brains" is "ugggghhhhhhhh"

ugggghhhhhhhh

Primping for the VMAs. "Sisyphean" comes to mind.

So far, holding strong on our resolution to raid gyms.

Tell you what, we're just going to take the names in the Trending Topics as a hit list. Nick Ferrari, you are next.

.@highway_62 There will always be more corpses, but there won't always be more shotgun shells. We win, by math.

We will do more than kiss you. Believe it.

Even we are starting to think zombies are pretty played out.

@zeuscomics No idea what you're talking about. Honest.

Turns out we're not good drivers. But on the bright side: meals on wheels.

Zombified a bus driver. He's driving us around and we just unload on places, then pack in for the drive to the next feast. Like a cruise!

This bus tour is pretty fun. We're posing as the Grateful Dead, now, which gets us lots of willing audiences that're too hazy to run fast.

Q: What does a dessert-hungry zombie crave? A: Praaaaaaaaaaaalines. #hilarious

Attacked a Sarah Palin book signing. Went hungry.