EIGHTY FIVE????????

when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

Work. Work. Work. Stay hydrated. Go to the dentist. 10,000 steps. “What’s for dinner?” Insurance. Drink water. Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Smile. Credit Score. Check engine light. Go get gas. ALLERGIES! TAXES! STUDENT LOANS! Phone storage full. Email. Email. Apple $12.99. Apple

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i hate when ppl bring up the dna/clone conspiracy w 23&me & shit like tht. “i dont wanna b cloned” like bruh i kinda dont give af. can tht bitch fold laundry? can she go to work for me?? can we chill?

me thinking about how much shit i need to get done instead of getting them done

Zoë Marie babe let’s just not think about it 😍😍😍😍😍😍

*training ppl asking for questions & concerns* me, on the other side of the zoom: “to be real im just tryna dumb it down for my employees”🫤 my manager nxt to me: 😅

when you’re slowly watching one of your favorite shirts turn into a house shirt

‘GAME OF THRONES’ premiered 15 years ago today on HBO.

i b sending 😭 💀 😍 in the work gcs w other companies. idgaf! they kno who they workin w!!😭😭😭😭😭

im sorry but this shit kILLS me everytime😭😭😭😭

Before ChatGPT, it was a community of students, warriors, who’d upload full tests to QUIZLET.

i cant wait to see what theyll do to piss me off this time

There’s no way they staged this shit just so he can justify building a ballroom LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO