Wasn't sure I was adopted until the Sickle Cell diagnosis

BREAKING: ADVANCED MONEY DESTROYER ADVANCINGLY DESTROYS MORE MONEY #AMD

The Gritochondria is the Waffle House of the cell

lookin might jewy out today

How do I collapse the wave function for single horny moms in my area? ho nous poiei

Gordon Ramsey: WHO ATE ALL MY PERKYS Me: YES CHEF

after weeks of not placing a bet, I feel it in my gut. The Gamble has returned.

She said the sex was 5 BIG BOOMS and I cried

Does wanting yeast in the middle east make me a matzah sympathizer

Took my bonus to the casino and turned it into a minus

algebraic homies know actuarial mathematics is the forbidden fruit

every Japenese joke starts with a look over your shoulder

Grant Cardone I can invest in COCAINE?

Little Caesars tastes so good when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you it's nasty