not afraid of image ai taking jobs away from me. no robot can copy my artists mind

the Dark Mysterious just sent me an amazon gift card for a haunting and indiscernible amount of unknown currency...

Sometimes you just gotta get disgusting with it

whether you do it for Solidarity Snake, Goodness Snake, or God Snake, know that you’re helping to make the world a better place. especially for serpents and their ilk

Below the "Deep State" is the Abyssal State: the origin of this perfidious lie. They want you to poison yourself with anti-worm technology. The worm is essential to anthropoid wellbeing. Eat only leaves, roots, and raw flesh. -the Dark Mysterious

I would simply ask for more mayo. built different I guess

he has t-posed into -4000 on the z axis, never to return

Just drank something called "fool's poison" which is, ironically, a very strong poison

Oof, right in the hitpoints

a weirdness storm just hid the eastern seaboard and turned everything strange

I’m too cool to try my best

enjoying a frosty mug of 3-5 cold ones

just microwaved a fish in the office. it screamed and popped. "april fool", I whisper before taking a bite

would you look at that, it is pitch black

I have an uncle that works at a big investment firm, and he told me #TheBanksAreOutOfMoney he is a hard man who overcame a very hard life to rise to the top of his industry. I have never heard him cry until today, and it was a wretched and pitiful sound I probably won't forget.

[observing 5 magpies picking at unidentified bones on the ditch] recession indicator

going through of it

Nawlins, Nawlins, take me in are you aware the shape I’m in? (trombone intensifies)