when my friends go to bed i absolutely take that personally

why does no one answer rhetorical questions?

my favorite part of twitter is the fact that even the videos on promoted tweets have ads before them

living in 2020 feels like being a character in a shonda rhimes show

CURRENT EXCHANGE RATES 1 Like = 1.379 Prayers 1 Retweet = 7.262 Years of Good Luck

saw a shooting star today. maybe space is actually as cool as everyone says it is

clicking on fancams in tweet replies just because there's a chance of hearing beef flomix by flo milli

I really appreciate how little effort went into the word fireplace

texas was taking too long to send my absentee ballot, so i registered in PA and ended up voting here in allegheny county instead... wondering if something similar happened to anyone else and mail-in vote suppression unintentionally helped swing certain states blue 🧐

i heard👂that tuning into wrct.org to discover a new genre this weekend can help cure your quarantine blues (featuring me tonight at 10pm ET 🗣)

every time i crack my knuckles i’m reminding my skeleton that he’s doing a good job in there

feeling nostalgia for the time when i didn't have to see tweets about the stock market

just saw someone unironically use the phrase "female-bodied people" and now i wish i could forget how to read

Not again. My stairs are fucked

to the person in my apartment building playing piano very loudly and very shittily at 1:30 am on a monday: please carry on i was not trying to sleep anyways

pad thai wants what pad see ew has

the hollywood sign is kinda stupid

snow duck :)

pronouncing vyvanse like beyonce