Shut up stinky

What if the real deep sea tourism was the iron eating bacteria we fed along the way

Guy on Twitter with 6 followers here, that $80 Xbox controller is pretty weak when I touchdown spike it against the hard wood floor of my basement after another bullshit round of Warzone finishing in the bottom half.

Noticing your phone is at 1% and failing to plug it in before it dies despite immediately actively trying to get it plugged in must be what it feels like to have a failed CPR attempt.

Oh God we're so close I can taste it

it’s a shame we’ll just never know what Seth Rogen has been smoking

Let's put this in a way Americans will understand: Israel is on track to do 1.5 9/11s worth of fatalities in Palestinian children alone by the end of the week, and averages 1.1 9/11s total Palestinian fatalities a week. Hope that clears up what's going on.

Israel has killed roughly 8 times this many Palestinians since the attack last month. They have killed nearly 3 times that number in children alone.

This is your reminder to drink water today

If Biden wins, it's a win for Israel If RFK Jr wins, it's a win for Israel If Trump wins, it's a win for Israel See how it works?

What the news says: "Biden says Trump is a threat" What Biden will say: "My opponent is not good for Democracy, he shouldn't be elected again." What Trump will say: "I'm gonna imprison every Democrat on day one because Sleepy Joe wants me and all patriots dead."

“So I can’t smoke in the hotel room?” “No, it’s a $500 fine” “But I can just cum all over everything?” “Oh yeah, that’s absolutely free”

Bro said "Normalize Indian hate" and you're married to an Indian woman lmao what a cuck

this bitch don’t know bout pangea

If you think Macklemore just got radicalized, you should check out this song from this album from 20 years ago.

Funniest draft dodging method just dropped

"overnight"

you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in

Stop calling it the Roman salute. Stop normalizing and sanitizing the Nazi Salute.

Seems like a good day to remind everyone that “I was only following orders” was rejected as a defense at the Nuremberg Trials.