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Axing for a friend: what's up with the punch line about overalls and breaches of decorum?

Yes, this is the magical realism of modern Post-Truth Social Fascism. “I don’t know what’s a lie anymore, I just think we need a new narrative.” cnn.com/videos/politic…

“Some people,” Miss Hobbesian Calvinism said, prissily.

Oops, forgot to RT this due to the new war with the rushings. I hope they love the einsatzgruppen children too.

💀Copy but change what skeleton is holding. Bonus if you're a straight woman & tell us who you're wearing from your wardrobe today but whatever, some of my best friends aren't straight men like me who unlike me drink heavily 💀 |{I}\_ 🍑 "Hi. I'm peach pirate booty" I/ \ /_ 🥾

Befriend+save as many ridiculous #DadJokes as you kin Handel. Rage, rage against the dying of delight. Not a Phoebe Gates fanboi but TIL she wasn't allowed a cell phone until 14 & IMO her dad showed #boundless leaps of personal growth v. Errol Musk's son, Ivanka's daddy🌹 #vss365

Eid mubarak and Happy FestivUS to those who celebrate the $10s of $BILLIONS of soddy guardians ad nauseum of ERROL MUSKOGEE'S #FamilyLaw #drama #cheers 🍿🍺🍻🥜 #vss365

Sincere kudos and ddos to @ElonMusk for keeping the جمال خاشقجي account alive as a globally amplified warning to others. I can not see how we never saw that selfie phone video coming.

Purple-haired #resilient hacker friends from The Matrix of NE Mpls Ward 10 who can dis cuss the diff between Babson & Brandeis in kayaks on Walden Pond can mansplain "The Thrill of the Grass"+Seasonable Affective Disorder for Chimanda in Ibadan :43 #vss365 ted.com/talks/chimaman…

Never fear a conspiracy of sheep led by a bastard lion from the Army. An AmStaff and a truthful GOAT tho? Sometimes that💩stink.

Some men in small towns: way more normal than their daughters whom they know biblically then would rather not get a checkup/therapist. Ikr all they wanna do is have some fun with your goat, insult a refugee from Egypt or Somalia because BIBLE at risk of being📖BURNED🔥IN DE NILE.

#TraditionalMedicine has been at the frontiers of medicine & science laying the foundation for conventional medical texts. #DYK: Nearly 40% of pharmaceutical products have a natural product base, incl.: 💊aspirin 💊artemisinin 💊contraceptive pills 💊childhood cancer treatments

Wasn't me #forebidden Mizty. Paid 420@ Lisa Monet Zarza's Alibi bar, went home early wit the🦦MN #DadJokes specialist and an Unidentified Fly O'Baller, ye pinko commie name-caller, McCarthy, "Kevin." #NaFo #iff #FAFO #BadCop #vss365 #TrueStory #Bro #Zeek #DFIR #DoJ KleptoCapture

Not that there's anything wrong with be broke. Moral bankruptcies can't be fix it tho ugh How did he pay that #lawn boy? The pool boy was a private Falwell Family Affair ikr? His spiritual advisor PWhite allegedly stole+tried to launder Journey #vss365 instagram.com/reel/CvlSh7PrP…

Some super stinky people to the far reich of the Knights of Colombo are so stupid and mean and bad at #opsec that they got caught and burned by their pwned #LAWn people. I'm not sinister enough to fly Spirit Air reading from my #brknshards #kindle #vss365 instagram.com/reel/CvlSh7PrP…

IT IS A GOOD THING that ai ndifferent #shepherd may be willing to work on a different schedule Dear Karens, please give Gaia a break too day. ☸️🕉️🇲🇲🪒🍧🍔🇩🇪 #GoodMorning Rich🇺🇸Graves🍎📱🥽d Oxford📙Dawn👨🏻‍💻 Watch out for rocks, trees, and Rivers #vss365 citing #MayaAngelou on the pulse of 🌅 morning

Tim💩Brown👖of #SolarWinds: just another day of running the #Gauntlet of corporate board interests versus the public interest versus #dfir'd new year's resolutions of Audit Findings and #InfoSec professional ethics. #PenSieve #DadJokes #GigaPopJoke #vss365 instagram.com/stories/pensie…