"The Department of Just US does not side-eye the plankton in your whale's eye," Jonah phished, slowly. #KleptoCapture "Hey, I know those #DadJokes," they said, Biblically. biblehub.com/matthew/7-3.htm "Karma can be a B looming #MinnesotanIce berg," they said Titanic Ally. "Whey,"&

Diss was posted anonymously and upside down on the Internet as a JPEG, not as a GIF. So, this is the opposite of flipping off the insane cloud posse and then dipping the finger in peanut butter and chocolate? Sometimes, the world is not all in black and white, we judged, Just Us

For #OPSEC reasons, Department of Just Us #KleptoCapture has no daughter comment at this time. Some grooming is required, but oligarchs should be able to find new partners after they flee to the West and are sanctioned. politico.eu/article/eu-san… Good ad: x.com/AmazonKindle/s…

The Department of Just Us says whippet good 0/10 that is not a normal #canine tho.

The Department of Just Us wants only a nice Juneteenth cookout with my children, like we had in 2020. #Whatever. I have enough silk ties. x.com/Pheg90mn3/stat…

"The Department of Just Us sees that Giuliani's future is so bright, he gotta go to Shades," the G @literarati man cannibalized, "solo sale from The Broken Earth. Dig deep, M. Circular Hellion of Boring Media which totally beat out the The Boring Company," the ice ice baby said, vegassily

The Department of Justice is responsible for enforcing various civil rights legislation. x.com/Pheg90mn3/stat… As one does.

Sorry, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. There might be nothing that the Department of Just Us can do to hold people accountable for crimes against humanity. Hystorically, that's for the political branches and for the international community of nations who believe in the rule of law. x.com/Pemalingpa13/s…

The Department of Just Us does not get the joke. #KleptoCapture

The Department of Just Us calls for a Presidential Executive Order against #DadJokes, effective for the July 4th grilling season.

Traditionally, in classical Geek, they would talk about Narcissus, and one might counter with Echo across the border lines of the bunny men at Lenten time. #KleptoCapture wants a bigger boat for our Shark Finns Stank up your Russian fren in Ukraine’s Missoula down Moskva cellar

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

One thing the Deportment of JUST US likes about Representatives Angie Craig, Ilhan Omar, and Betty McCollum is that they stan together in proportionality and are fun at parties in Minnesota and unlike their itinerant carpetbagging opponent, Jason Lewis from Fox News

Donald Trump's tariff exemptions are just the latest example of his obvious corruption.

In the City of Northfield, MN, the Department of JUST US know small-town convicted mean drunks Brooke Lyman Rose and her X Partner in GEICO-assisted fraud Sophia Bad Heart Bull, violent convicted domestic abuser Adam Samuel Winzig, and imprisoned barkeep Ricardo Baldazo can get

The Deportment of Just Us knows that MF’er speaks English better than Mark Fuhrman talks about Orange Juice and Danny’s Glover, biblically. Medieval monks spoke no evil about those Hmong who were on our side, for EFF’s sake.