Child abandonment day

Me and Valant used to go to art mesuems and laugh at all the naked Greek statues. Ah I miss that.

Why does everyone hate me

When Trucy was younger she liked to be tossed in the air and caught so I used to call her pizza dough and then throw her in the air and catch her until my back started to hurt then I laid down for the rest of the day

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When I left Trucy I tapped a note to the back of her hat with all her sensory needs and favorite foods so like I wasn’t that bad

Ahhh football season. Truly a remarkable time. I love going down to the bar. No wife no kids to get back too or bitch at me. Just me and the boys.

I put this on Trucy when she was little

My mom was great her death was the first time I ever cried since birth and even when I was born I only cried for 3 minutes until I shut up and realized I’m a man.

One time I threw away old toys Trucy didn’t play with anymore but she went through the trash and found them and then got so mad at me she didn’t speak to me for like 2 hours

Nobody’s appreciates what I did for Trucy….

Tried so hard to get Trucy to say ‘dada’ as her first words but then she ended up not talking for 4 years anyway so

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My bitch wife would like this thread

Aw man, I died today. Nothing else happens this week.