one of these entities slaughtered my entire family . I think it was the smaller one

I am sorry 'Hawk Tuah' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Hawk Tuah' down. I cannot take this anymore.

Getting lebron james tattooed on my right cheek and steph curry on my left cheek so that when i twerk they kiss

NEWSFLASH: Grok Ai has confirmed Jewish space lasers are shrinking my balls and disrupting my foreskin regrowth ritual

Gay Sex

this freestyle sucks. check out some real heat 🔥👇

this is funnier now that they rebranded this account

Just got banned from the community tab for being White.

destroying my back with improper lifting technique to avoid sticking my butt out and looking gay

the Bugs built this planet . And the pyramids 🐞🐛🐜🦟🪲🪳🕷️

I call this one the "Zesty Alien"

im 20 now. double digits !🐝

POV: you got all your cracked friends in a crypto polycule to move sf to build a goontech startup

Welcome to X, the world's Microwave

I am pleased to announce that my startup, Which pioneered Jacking Off With No Hands has raised $500 million in Series A funding.

I get why musk calls X the World's Town Square. I come here every day to throw cabbage at people and watch public Executions

#sleeptalkRated

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