Thinking about every person who orders their Chipotle burrito bowl “to stay”.

FRI 6/24: Häus Party: #Pride In Concert!🌈
As seen in the New York Times, join Tap Dancing Gay Demonz Zach Teague & Drew Lausch as they show you what pride is all about!

Featuring:
✨Dylan Adler
✨kate sisk
✨MILKY WAY GHETTO 🌌
✨DEV DOEE 💕 & more!

🎟: bit.ly/3xtGLoc

Every time a gay man says “fierce” a woman loses her balayage.

A brand new just added group of shows! ➡️ publictheater.org/programs/joes-…

TONIGHT! Zach Teague and Drew Lausch host Haus Party: Live in Concert!

5 band members, 2 hosts, and a slew of special guests celebrate the wildest show in NYC!

Featuring Marcia Belsky, @nwalks, Reeezy, Castrata & more!

7PM Doors / 8PM Show
🎟: bit.ly/3CcjyJi

This Friday night, Zach Teague and Drew Lausch host Haus Party: Live in Concert!

5 band members, 2 hosts, and a slew of special guests to celebrate the wildest show in NYC!

Special Guests include Marcia Belsky, @nwalks, and Castrata!

🎟Tickets: bit.ly/3CcjyJi

TONIGHT! Zach Teague & Drew Lausch Present the Popper's Cauldron!

Special guests include KAROLENA, @itsmartymiller & Softee!

9:30pm Doors / 10pm Show
Tickets & Details: bit.ly/3DA5717

FRI 9/24: Haus Party with Zach Teague & Drew Lausch! Your favorite Gay Demonz are back from hell (quarantine) & ready to drag you into a long-term relationship!
Feat:
Jake Cornell
jes tom 🥀
Whacktose Intolerant
@iAmRobbyHoffman
Kiki Ball-Change
@mel_incarnate

🎟️: bit.ly/3CyrRxM

What’s your favorite conspiracy theory? Mine is that Leah Michele can’t read.

Is it me or does it look like Camila Cabello doesn’t shower?

Hell’s Kitchen bars are checking for Zara gift cards rather than proof of covid vaccination.

SAT 7/24: Haus Party returns with Zach Teague and Drew Lausch!

Featuring:
Please Don't Destroy (@JawnHiggins Ben Marshall Martin Herlihy)
Stewart Fulton
Dylan Adler
#MiniHorrorwitz
DEV DOEE 💕
Elektra Lite

Afterparty w/ DJ Jenny Lion!
Tickets: bit.ly/3rsO5gw

Catch The Boys™️ Martin Herlihy, Ben Marshall, and John Higgins at Haus Party with Zach Teague & Drew Lausch *this* Saturday 7/24!

Also featuring Dylan Adler, Stewart Fulton, #MiniHorrorwitz , DEV DOEE 💕 & more!

Tickets & Details: bit.ly/3zdp8Zb

SAT 7/24: Haus Party's Zach Teague & Drew Lausch host an absolutely stacked show!

Guests include:
Please Don't Destroy (@notbenmarshall John Higgins Martin Herlihy)
Dylan Adler
#MiniHorrorwitz
DEV DOEE 💕 & more!

Afterparty w/ DJ Jenny Lion!
Tickets: bit.ly/2Tgpf6R

Let’s stop pretending there are different jobs. There’s only one job and it’s emails.

JUST ANNOUNCED! Häus Party with Zach Teague & Drew Lausch is back on Saturday, July 24!

Tickets on sale now: bit.ly/3hGCTsn

The worst thing to come from the pandemic? Hells Kitchen gays finding out about Brooklyn….

TONIGHT! Haüs Party 2.0 with Zach Teague and Drew Lausch is SOLD-OUT!

Featuring special guests:
Drew Anderson
Reeezy
@lagoonabloonyc
DJ Jenny Lion

7PM Doors / 8PM Show
Details: bit.ly/3ckERMX

Be a good person and tell your friend to stop calling their fire escape “my terrace.”