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MILKY WAY GHETTO ๐ŸŒŒ

@JayJurden

he/him. comic / actor / writer / X-Men nerd/writer! - bisexual demon / booking - https://t.co/ikhegHrDPH

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That nigga said he didnโ€™t like my comedy bc I โ€œwasnโ€™t no Sommoreโ€๐Ÿคญ

Baby are you a 60 year old lady?
If so get in your Nissan Altima and grab your Dooney and Bourke and go over there ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿพ donโ€™t ask her about trans folks though ๐Ÿ˜˜

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Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): Last night, my friend, NFL Hall of Famer, OJ Simpson died. He fucking died.

(This one literally might happen.)

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I donโ€™t think you have to lower your standards BUT you do have to take a real good look in the mirror, at the calendar, and in your bank account

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