yeah it’s the “why” i cant figure out. is getting her pregnant supposed to make her a trump supporter? i dont understand

i think something that could go viral is like a thing that says Pro vs Con and it's kamala and trump. what do you think

i still can't believe they bought that freakin zoo

????

my girlfriend’s blind dog Tashi

yeah so basically this rocked

(sickos voice) yesss YESSSSSS

I talked to Hurley himself, Jorge Garcia, plus the director, writers, editor, and sound supervisor about these 14 seconds and more for my latest @Vulture piece. What better way to celebrate 20 years of LOST? vulture.com/article/lost-w….

me: hey google. you can answer simple questions correctly, right? google: yeah man for sure me: okay. i trust you google:

The Interrogation

who the fuck at my office is trying to booby trap Snow White

getting in on the ground floor

bro i am freaking flabbergasted. my gast is straight up flabbered

well un-edit it

the thing about roy wood jr's new show is that it's good

what the fuck?

[trump voice] they’re calling her moo deng-very small, very slimey. i call her who deng. people think it’s because i don’t know who she is. i know. it’s just a little nickname i call her, who is she really anyway? they say she’s a hippo but i don’t know, i don’t know

congratulations to who