I love this caption/picture combo because it makes it look like I won an award for this joke. (I did not win an award.)

Hello old friend #LFGM

since people are talking about Conan a lot, I talked to a bunch of very smart, funny people about his legacy a few years back. One of my favorite assignments.

“It’s like a Supreme Court justice. He’ll be there forever” - Ron Darling, on ump Ángel Hernández 💀

I remember being out in the CF stands when this happened and ended up hugging a stranger in celebration. Wasn't weird.

the Dan Flashes inlay adds at least $15 to the value

this is the sanctity of the game we must preserve

return of McHits

Congrats to Dan, he's an all-time great at this.

Um, I just got asked to take a survey by MLB.com and they really need to read the room: