"What the mind can conceive, it can achieve." - Napoleon Hill

I don’t know if you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.

"If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting." - Benjamin Franklin

I never listen when I have geography, because I don't need an atlas to know that you are my world.

This is a condom. If we put it on, we can have sex.

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!

i was gonna look good this summer but pizza

Life is like an elevator. On your way up, sometimes you have to stop and let some people off.

"The person born with a talent they are meant to use will find their greatest happiness in using it." - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"Either you deal with what is the reality or you can be sure that the reality is going to deal with you." - Alex Haley

The person you took for granted today, may turn out to be the person you need tomorrow.

"To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe." - Anatole France

"Creativity is intelligence is having fun." - Albert Einstein

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

As you grow older, you realize it becomes less important to have more friends and more important to have real ones.

*my parents when i was 8* "go to your room" *my parents now* "please come out of your room"

Try a little harder to be a little better.

My GPA has cinco de sunko ????

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over