I've been working on this for a while. I call it cogs fluid. I hope it will change the world

asoingbob and patrick when they stole sandy hair

Type of shit I’ve been liking now that likes are private

Varg ordered Homer Simpson to strangle Squidward Tentacles for his own cruel and nasty prank on SpongeBob in retaliation.

It's beginning to seem like my wish of hawk tuah Superbowl commercial won't come true 😔😭

I care about the weather in every single country in the whole entire face including countries that don't even speak English

bought this on Grailed

William Banks is Robin Hood. Thank you to the crypto community for buying my pretend memecoin and helping me to raise $50,000 for the crisis in Gaza. Free Palestine 🇵🇸

the onion letting a billionaire write an oped for them is just fucking… lame. sorry i know some of you are friends with them or even work there but like. this sucks.

AI will never be able to make art as good as real people

Never gets old😭

Patrick turns 34, receives a royal cloak, and then ties the perfect knot - because even jungle royalty needs a signature look! 👑🦧✨ King behavior. #metrorichmondzoo #rva #orangutans

#Cars has dynamite, authentic feel racing scenes, Rascal Flatts' rockin' "Life is a Highway", Newman & Taylor's emotional "Our Town", Route 66 nostalgia, comedy, character depth and PAUL NEWMAN, but even some Pixar fans still can't get past the fact that it's talking cars. Crazy.

Lo then behold 😤

Ever since visiting Mexico a few years ago, when the sun comes out, I try to grab a Corona Extra. For me, it’s the ultimate summer beer. If you do get it, try putting a lime wedge in the neck of the bottle, as in Mexico. Really makes it something special.

Good looks your honor

Happy Father’s Day 2025.

Teachers make you do the homework cuz they dont actually know how the answers

When someone says ‘ten years ago,’ I think about the 90s, not 2014.