When CM Punk retires from in-ring action, he needs to do commentary. Find a play-by-play guy who works well with him, and he will create an iconic, generation-defining duo. Up there with Monsoon / Heenan, Cole / Tazz, JR / The King. Seriously.

Wow! Can’t believe I can see the #NorthernLights from my window!!!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯

I hear the anal wind of the punditry, saying that a candidate is unfit and has dementia and is definitely going to be replaced / defeated. For the millionth time in the last nine years. #PresidentialDebate

Sulking Corbynites banging on about the 2017 vote share. Learn how FPTP works. Study elections. Corbyn stacked up votes inefficiently. Elections in the U.K. are won on a wide and shallow basis. #Elections2024

Jeremy Vine remains the worst thing about the BBC’s election coverage. squatting and pointing and waving at the colours and going “and look here and over here and if you look over here it’s like over here and Witney and Bassetlaw and Pendle but if you look here” #Elections2024

OYEZ OYEZ OYEZ. The red team won last night, and now I’m in the reddest city of all, Liverpool. A new dawn broke this morning for the U.K. Tomorrow, a new dawn will break for Richard Johnson and Lee David Evans - their wedding at Knowsley Hall. Happy Friday Wine Night!

If Huw Edwards was an anti-vaxx Bitcoin nutter then half of you would be calling this a fake news matrix attack.

I was saddened to learn of the passing of Professor David Denver. Twitter hasn't the character limit for my thoughts, but linked below is my 2014 interview with him for my old university radio show, about his life and favourite music. mixcloud.com/probablyronnie…

Spencer still trying to contact me, despite me telling him not to. There’s a word for that.

Here comes Spencer Evans the Stalker again! A lonely old pisstank with no mates, who fills his day harassing people and their friends and partners, belittling their dead friends, and making sinister remarks about their grandparents.

That McIntyre spot where he hits his tailbone on the steps. No flips, no great height, no ludicrous acrobatics - just a simple bump that looked like it hurt like hell, and that the viewer can relate to. WWE knows this, and AEW will never get it. #WWEBadBlood

I can’t imagine myself taking a Canadian Destroyer on the ring apron, or a 450 brain buster from the stage. But I can imagine slipping up and smashing my tailbone into something. That’s what made McIntyre’s bump onto the steps So effective. Less is more. #WWEBadBlood

Help me, Twitter. I am desperately trying to remember an advert from the early 90’s. It featured CGI / animated packets of laundry detergent sitting on a supermarket shelf and talking to each other, before one gets taken away by a customer. Was this real or did I dream it?!

Here comes Spencer the Stalker again, wondering why people block him.

Anybody know what the fuck this stalking, friendless, drunken idiot is talking about?

Barbra Banda is a woman. Born a woman, with female reproductive organs, in a country where it is illegal to change sex. Those are the facts. Everything else is performative hatred and political opportunism.

On the #28YearsLater trailer. I love that they use the Teletubbies to show when infection started. It nostalgia-ages it for people my age (I'm 32.) The idea of the Teletubbies being our last memory of civilisation is a crazy and effective thing. I'm hyped.

#WrestleMania41

I’m sorry, but who even is Catturd? Just some fat, dumpy, non-achiever guy who posts about Trump and he’s treated as somebody with importance? Help me out here.

:)))))))) AI being dumb