I do not wish to learn anything more about my wealthy husband’s near demise (which would have been sad) washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/…

The Met announced on Wednesday that it plans to return two brass plaques, part of the group of West African artifacts known as the Benin Bronzes, to Nigeria, making it the latest institution to pursue repatriation. My New York Times Arts story: nytimes.com/2021/06/09/art…

sorry I haven’t texted you back in a month. the old world is dying and the new one struggles to be born. now is the time of monsters.

Men are no longer provided with cool options for passing away. We used to get lost at sea all the time. Big wolves, alligators, piranhas, quicksand. What am I left with. Heart disease? Let me walk the plank

Ok ok she’s a 5 but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love her and despair!

Ok ok so he’s a 10 with godlike invulnerability but when his mother, the nymph Thetis, dipped him in the River Styx as a baby, she held him by his left heel and so he has a weak point there. Like a 7?

Ok so she’s an 8 but she keeps trying to cite the deep magic to you, even though you were literally there when it was written. Like a … 5?

Ok ok so he’s a 9 but this very night, before the rooster crows, he will disown you three times. Like a …4?

She's a ten but she's actually two fives stacked in a trench coat

We will adopt your baby

We will adopt your baby

i like fourth of july bc there are so many opportunities for men to get injured. lighting fireworks, grilling, getting too drunk and falling off something etc.

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