Young Urban Professional
@youngurbpro
Risk Management | Equity Specialist | Brooks Brothers enthusiast | Afters All-American
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05-05-2025 01:40:00
230 Tweet
459 Followers
144 Following
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
mommygirl, CPA
@bigdumb_baby
ACTUALLY !!! the real official mommygirl | certified Never been Serious in my Life about anything
Molly
@fsumollz
bronsexual
Tommy O’Dwyer
@tommyokid
Researcher of Equities. Enjoyer of house music, Boston sports, dive bars, and jokes that go a little too far. None of this is financial advice.
lexiiiiiiiiii
@blondspit
i 🖤 getting.
Johnny Drama Chase
@johnnydramachas
I've been in everything. Golden Globe winner for best supporting actor. Contact: [email protected]
Trevor Rainbolt's Burner
@rainboltsburner
Place finder. Geoguessr Enjoyer. 1310 ELO (updated daily). FSU ‘21. Not actually trevor rainbolt
Roma
@romibaby_
take everything I say to heart
Seth Raynor
@sethraynorr
Short Par 3 & Tour Visor Enthusiast | Northeast Golf Supremacist | Southpaw
no context college football
@nocontextcfb
ran by @blutman27 • DM’s open for submissions
Finn Barr
@finnnbarrr
just a conglomerate of my thoughts in all categories. captain of the commute @MTA.
no context succession
@nocontextroyco
SPOILERS! Out of context screencaps of the @HBO series @succession & occasionally other #Succession content. Link to master list of tweets 👇
Seth Raynor II
@realsethraynor
I’m not your buddy I’m a fucking winner.
Mari
@mari88303
Dimitri
@thedimitrit
apollonian mind, dionysian spirit, reluctant romantic
Niccolai (31 Savage) Kerr
@nothinnice69
MSU ‘69. Jimmer Fredette Truther. Tits Guy.
Philip Marlowe
@austinequities
Mid-Atlantic Expat. Cap Rate Examiner. Art Deco Enjoyer.
I’m Sourcing
@imsourcingg
Software growth equity. I tweet nothing of substance - that’s my promise to you
Vinny Daniel
@vinny_daniel0
Breakfast Burrito enthusiast | Golf Addict
jainormis
@jainormis2
professional button pusher/frolicker • contact: [email protected]
Sgt Blackout 🫡
@coldcallsniper
Tortured Phillies Fan. Art Collector . Miller Maestro. Amex Gold Authority. Handicap Stall Inspector. Kay Adams Lover . CFA Investor . 7.9 HC ( not a brag )
The boutique banker
@boutique_banker
Quality IB and P/E memes brought to you by your back office monkey || non-target alum || Helping businesses raise capital, which is God’s work
Taylor Korn
@taylorkorntnr
@nextroundlive
inside cat
@ughhhari
!
Faggot Jackass
@geebminister
been there done that
Prep Propaganda 👔
@prep_propaganda
Dress nice.
Degen, CPA
@degen_cpa
Doing your Diligence | Shit Posting | @BIGTITSMALLWRLD bf
Mark Hanna
@markhannaburner
"No one knows, I don’t care if you're Warren Buffet or Jimmy Buffet, if a stock is going to go up or down" Stock Market/Golf/Stella/Trump Fanatic. Not Advice‼️
George Oscar Bluth II
@gob_bluther
yacht club enjoyer. knows most NYC bar secret bathrooms. fka George Grink. Red Sox
Rick Stickerman
@ricky_stickers
daniel boloud’s burner. 2x guinness factory tour spectator. big fuck off espresso machine. not funny. not now, not ever even a little.
Hopper
@not_ducked
Back from the dead apparently. Got bored.
kāne
@kaneoflife
fuck the points — embrace aesthetics
Big Meech
@skoalyeah126
Market Spectator | Grooves Enthusiast | Dive Bar Snob
Murray Hill Mike
@murrayhillmike
S&T guy | sandwich enthusiast | Jayhawk | Royals optimist | Chiefs dynasty supporter (NFA)
Mike Hunt, CFA
@bockococko
lover of zyn and coors lite. attended Kappa formal in ‘98. enjoy a good butt. ford F150. divorced after crash in ‘08
Durag Rebel
@duragrebel
OLE MISS. 5’9” 185lbs. go getter. real #insomniac.
Prometheus (ReplyGuy)
@prometheuus0
parody, satire | 18+ only 🔞do not engage | finance | buyside | PE/VC
Images AI Could Never Recreate
@imagesaicouldnt
a collection of memes that are uniquely human
The Wolf of Wilson Blvd💊
@dareal_jbelfort
6’1 Executive VP @ bank | INFOSEC | born to deal | NCAA LAX | Not goal oriented, Im value based👍 | Western Loudoun Lacrosse Legend
Upper East Sell Sider
@uppereastupside
Sellside ER | Big movie guy | Committed to the bit above all else | Future dilf, hopefully | Finance thoughts not advice
Airbus A319 Nancy
@nrnancy_
fka Northeast Regional Nancy | fka CFB | official amtrak fan account | finance | 5’3.75 | blue eyes | hot | ex-UES | niche internet micro celebrity
Todd Lurfondler, M.D.
@lurfondler
Minister of Culture | Public Ivy | HTTR | Transgenders for Trump🇺🇸| Banned from Hinge | Run the damn ball 🏈 | ✝️Catholic | I liked beer, I still like beer |
Brooke Lin
@dtbrookelin
Stream of consciousness from a guy that is incredibly online. I also break bananas in half to open them. It’s simple.
Twelvehourkhole
@twelvehourkhole
Innervisions glazer | khole enthusiast | hater
Ruccio Reynolds JD/CPA/MBA
@ruccio_reynolds
3x Founder #CreatorEconomy Financing content creators with venture capital to go viral. Also: Legal @ $1200 per/hr or retainer Tax strategy @ 25% commission
Not Hostile Takeover
@n0th0stl3tk0v3r
still quitting once the bonus hits. still not financial advice. @h0stil3take0v3r was blocked by regulators.
TC Bandit
@bluemoonpls
Gambling Addict | 800+ Credit Score | Ready to commit securities fraud or scam my way to the top 0.1%
Bobby’s Capital LP
@bobbyscapital
long/short alternative strategy fund focused on monitoring BPB Activity.
BPB Evaluation Committee
@bpbevaluators
Always watching @BobbyPipeBomb and evaluating his progress and conduct. We accept anonymous tips.
Halberstram
@_halberstram_
I have a nice place.