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Yosef’s Beard

@yosefsbeard

This is the official account of the flowing, majestic beard worn by Yosef. App State is the Best State. Southern is a dumpster school for dumpster people.

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calendar_today13-12-2018 17:27:18

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It’s like dating a good-looking and wealthy partner, but they break things off unexpectedly. Then, because you’re too big of a coward about getting hurt again, you start dating a bum with low self esteem because you know they’ll never leave.

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Since we hire fans rather than qualified coaches, let's help nominate our next coach. Football IQ or ability doesn't matter, of course, only how big of a fan you are. Bonus points if they don't know how clocks work.

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This is so short-short sighted and is exactly the kind of excuse circle-jerking that got us here. Who is responsible for hiring and managing the coordinators? If all the employees are fucking up, then it’s time to look at the manager. Get out of here with scapegoating assistants

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If I just got hired a few years ago to a new job and I do worse than both of my predecessors and my production numbers fall lower each progressive year, I feel like my seat should be roughly the temperature of the sun.