Your wife would disagree.

》Had to sell my soul and pay for pr*mium for a month to gain access to the text 2FA method to be able to log back into here on the new phone I just got ;-; Now I've got to wear that thing next to my display name like a cone of shame for 3 weeks—

Me being your footstool was high regard? I dread to think how much lower that bar can go. . .

I didn't say I don't enjoy that position~!

Seem to be? Like that wasn't your intention. . .~ 👉👈

Keep up what~? 👉👈

⚠️⚠️⚠️HUGE DISCLAIMER⚠️⚠️⚠️ @BombshellSamus is NOT me!!!They're a liar and a scammer and a horrible person for taking my identity like that and using it to beg for money. Do not trust them. Report them. This is unacceptable. Pic for attention, please share. 𝙎𝙚𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙬

》Actual fucking bum, my god

SAY IT LOUDER 💓

"Let her", as if any convincing was needed. Say less. 💗

You sure do know how to go about that - I'm going to end up dehydrated from all the saliva that's dribbling from my tongue— Spoiled for choice for what to get in my mouth already. . .~ 😵‍💫

Just begging to be squished. PLEASE

And what about it? 😇

》Ngl, it's a little funny seeing "Snowbunny" being reappropriated the way it is rn, all thanks to Marvel Rivals. Like, do these guys know? xD

It's always "can I touch your ass?", "can I slap your ass?", "can I hug your ass?", "can I legally marry your ass in a binding union?", "can I PLEASE put it in". It's never "how is your ass? your lower back must be killing you." It's hard carrying this thing around, you know 🥹

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ“𝐒𝐡𝐡… 𝐧꩜ 𝐭𝐡꩜𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐧꩜𝐰, ꩜𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐲 𝐯꩜𝐢𝐜𝐞. 🖤”

》Expedition 33 is pretty neat so far! My lord, the music and the combat-

My boss told me to promote a GX Wallpaper, so I selected this one at random that has nothing to do with anything I like whatsoever

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀— 𝕽𝐢𝐚𝐬 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐲 — ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀— 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐒𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐧 — ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀— 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐆𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐑𝐮𝐢𝐧 — ⠀

Shoutout to armpits