Hello, Twitter!

I'm just discovering the vastness of the twitterverse. #itsbig

First night show of Jazzfest...Bonerama with Dave Malone. A great start! House of Blues New Orleans

Anders and company throwing it down at Tip's last night. #crowdfrenzy

After the crawfish sack, the shower is man's greatest invention. #downanddirtyatjazzfest

I call this, "crawfish in puddle." #onlyinNoLa

The things they don't tell you in the safety demo airfarewatchdog.com/blog/13832148/…

Kyrie...looks like Stringer, plays like Avon! #soldier

Here come the Big Chief!! x.com/MapleLeafNOLA/…

Another Playboy video featuring Trump has surfaced. It's surprising because softcore porn typically doesn't contain any dicks.

Game, set, match methinks. cnn.com/2016/10/07/pol…

Snuffles rides again!

Snuffles is choking. Hillary takes the high road.

She's laying traps left and right. He's going to lose it!

Trump strikes back!

Looks like we're going to game 7. Sigh.