Nearly every “conspiracy theory” has been proven to be not only true, but worse than what they originally thought too.

Don’t make me deconstruct Pynchon’s meta-referential irony; you wouldn't like me when I'm deconstructing Pynchon’s meta-referential irony.

This chart is the reason why every single socialist must be laughed at and shamed over and over. A wealthy nation tried socialism and destroyed its economy - Venzeuela. A socialist country tried capitalism and created prosperity - Poland. Socialists, all of them, are

Two young flight students - Abdulaziz al-Omari and Wail al-Shehri - boarded a plane to enjoy some spontaneous hands-on cockpit experience in a Boeing 767 on a crisp, picturesque September morning. Little did they know that only a few minutes later, their lives would be

Just so I'm clear: Democrats rush drivers licenses to illegals who cannot speak or read english but say black Americans cannot get ID because republicans are racist. Am I close?

The side that needs to build a wall to keep people from leaving is the bad side

She barely makes it up the stairs, sees something nice and her first instinct is to immediately ruin it.

The media blackout on this is insane

France and Poland national football teams.

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one time my uncle was having surgery & for about three minutes he died on the operating table until the surgeons brought him back to life & later on he told me that at one point he saw a bright light when suddenly guy fieri appeared & was trying to welcome him to flavortown.

BREAKING: Man who shoved 83 year old and another man onto subway tracks in NYC is a Honduran illegal Richard Williams is unlikely to survive

This is actually how they think

It's nice in dystopian movies when people look clean. Between zombies and warlords, they're getting a little rinse.

When I was a kid, we didn’t need cell phones and GPS. I got along just fine with a compass and a flamethrower.

Turns out your preferred pronouns identify as mental illness.

I wouldn't have to rebuke if you buked it right the first time.

The lie goes out on national television, the correction goes out in a tweet. See how that works?

Abby D. Phillip Mistakes happen, I get it… But they are not mistakes when they continue to happen ONLY IN ONE DIRECTION. And what people who watch your network, like me for YEARS, do not understand… is that they are being conditioned over and over again into only 1 viewpoint. It’s nearly

jesus, giving his first sermon after being lost in the desert: …& then i met a golden robot & a smaller one who rolled on wheels & only spoke in clicks & beeps. {muffled whispers} apostle: okay, it appears that you may have gotten mixed up in some sort of star wars universe.