Definitely a primordial sort of day today

'Today is the first day of the rest of your life' Winston S Churchill 1940

"Comms risk" - a new term enters the dictionary of moral-light weasel-speak

Could someone please explain the 'small calls' that Mr Johnson apparently got wrong.

'Farewell!' the crowd outside the Presidential Palace called out to the dying Franco. 'Where are they all going?' he asked

Where are all the front-page profiles and pics of the HABS (Husbands and Boyfriends)?

History can be found in unexpected places

Looks like those leashes that were unned are going to have to be leashed again

It's that time of year

Wife (ADHD) Daughter (ADHD) busy in the kitchen, each cooking separate recipes - what could possibly go wrong.

Happy Christmas from Amy and Polly

Happy New Year!

Perfect antidote to the storm outside

Solang' noch unter'n Linden

Je suis un 'Urban Graduate'

I don't know Philip Schofield or Holly Willoughby so I have nothing to add

Five hours in and no one has quoted Hegel yet

Applied this morning at the Council helpdesk for a bus pass application form - "Disabled or normal?"

Spiteful glee - main event of the Twitter Olympics