OH: "Mein Mailsetup kann nicht updated werden, da da ein binary blob drin ist auf 32bit das per softmodem und SIP per UUCP Mails auf meine Maschinen verteilt und abholt."

Guckguck, guck ma wer da isch.

Did you know that your ISP can see that you're watching furry porn? The massive amount of hair of these suits really compresses badly, so they can see your higher bandwidth consumption.

I decided to turn my error into an image with stable diffusion. That seems about right.

Emirage We all reduce administration of switched networks down here...

Neue Business - Idee: Ausgediente Hand-desinfektions-spender neu befüllen mit Sekunden Kleber für die spontane -Aktion #mitderzeitgehen

Nur falsche Sticker.

Yes boss, the switch is installed! it's protected!

Bundesinfrastrukturmismanagementsministerium Ah du sattelst auf professionelle Netzwerkinstallationen um. Gut. Da liegt die Zukunft!

Engineerless Engineering x.com/BarbarossaTM/s…

Bundesinfrastrukturmismanagementsministerium Molly White Crazy! Next you’ll be recommending that RIRs charge $8/month to mark a route as verified! New BGP attribute “blue tick”.

I am proud to announce to have been hired as CTO of Twitter, in charge of eliminating the duplicate redundancies and making sure our infrastructure is cut down to 20% by next week. (Also, of course, this shitshow is funny but we will move to mastodon also soon)

Würde mal sagen der Kühlt nicht mehr 😳 PCs für alle - www.pcsfueralle.at

MMR = Money Making Room

Typing "dsl bras" into Google was a mistake.

OH: "Fuck for TBit/s"

risk analysis done right