Secret Amish Man
@yodersecreto
Order of the Polecat Moonbeam
ID: 1575263971749158912
28-09-2022 23:20:00
27,27K Tweet
3,3K Followers
1,1K Following
e-beth
@ebeth360
Chief Unity Officer. Unofficial Rockstar Energy Amb. Curbs attack me. Never follow a hippie to a second location.
CCP IS ASSHOE
@ccpisassh0e
AZ girl. Mom of 5. Likes: politics, sports, 🐶, comedy, true crime. Dislikes: Commies. Love child of Ron Swanson & April Ludgate. I block with reckless abandon.
Texas Courtney
@alaskancourtney
God girl. Chronically fabulous. Wavy-haired queen of leggings. Shimmying dynamo of wild hair and attitude. Commies suck. אני בעד ישראל. #TeamIronWill
Amy 🐘🦙🚫🧟♂️🧟♂️🧟♂️
@waltzingmtilda
Beloved. Jesus is my homeboy, Dave Grohl is my therapist. Queen of The Silver Dollar. I cuss a lot. Freelancer and Conservative Rage Curator at @TwitchyTeam
G
@stevensongs
What I don’t know, I make up. Couple skills. Seen things. Done stuff. Friend not foe. Here for laughs. Not adding days to my life, but life to my days.
K. Willoughby 🇺🇸
@thisisnotgr8
Professional Smartest Person in the Room. It’s a tough job but someone’s gotta do it. Please do not distract the Genius at Work with DM’s. Thank you.
Jeff Ellington 🔥
@jeff__ellington
Father, husband, photographer, Historian, Texan, terrible banjo player. #GOP #GTAOnline, #Starfield #RedForHaden #RIPHaden
Cat in the Hat
@domesticceocat
A Cat who likes hats. Professional finder of miscellany. Mostly here for your food pics and memes. GSP fan account
Deebs
@deebsfla
A++++ Grader of Tweets, lucky husband of @kayftl and father of daughters, uses commas, way too much. Florida rocks. Preferred pronouns: FO/FU/GTFO/STFU
The Gormogons
@gormogons
Global Terror. Val Kilmer. Hello Kitty. Policy. Politics. Vampires. Poland-Lithuanian Irredentism. Anti-Esperantism. Six posters: CZ, GP, GorT, MN, ŒV, & ℞.
Jon 🔬
@jonnymicro
Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
The San Andreas Fault
@sanandreafault
I'm a faultline that runs through California. Lots of people fear me.
Tim Curry
@notthetimcurry
Actor. Evil Genius. Stud. Absolutely not dead yet. Who!? Not THE Tim Curry? Why yes. Please note: This is a PARODY PAGE lovingly dedicated to Tim Curry.
Dolly Marlowe 💋
@dollymarlowe
The Showgirl Nextdoor! I put the ass in clASSic burlesque House of Knyle Diamond Booking: [email protected] Throne profile: throne.com/dollymarlowe
Luki
@hpygoluki
🇺🇸
Angry Sumo Tokyo and Go-Go
@seantlittle1
Bio-tech and Bourbon geek, King of typos. Asian guy with a southern accent .Yea I am still huge in Japan!!!
Java nut 🇺🇸🇵🇦
@java_karla
Wife, Mom, Coffee lover, AF Veteran, Hockey fan! My friend, this life we live It's not what we have, it's what we believe
UrbanCowboyBebop🍜🚀🎷
@urbanbebop
Philly product, Scotland raised. Instagram.com/curtbader
1982VintageNut
@1982vintagenut
🦦 Otter Respector 🦦 | Don't follow me | Extremely problematic | crab rangoons ‘r’ us | if you recognize an otter vid let me know so i can credit
Artist_Angie: Sensei of Sarcasm
@artist_angie
Typo otfen | often antisocial ALWAYS anti socialist | slightly amusing sometimes | freelance @TwitchyTeam | sorta Libertarian-ISH | Capitalist: Visit my Etsy!
George Wept
@georgewept
Conservative woman, posing as a weeping Founding Father, because Twitter is insane. Still #WithDeSantis. Politically homeless. ░S░I░D░E░E░Y░E░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
R.O.C.K. in the USSA
@rockintheussa
"I have sworn upon the altar of God eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man." - Thomas Jefferson 💖 Psalm98 💖 Yeshua is Lord 💖
J🐣e
@jerseyjoe74
Cola War Survivor. Smoker of pipes. Eater of Haggis. Former Archaeologist. Hobbies: Fishing, Woodworking. RTs do not equal an endorsement.
Stacey
@scotsfyre
“Only Jesus can save you & everyone sucks” - Andrew Klavan on politics. Cohost to @RowdyRick73 for “Whatever” Wed at 7PM EST on KLRN.
Schadenfreudelish
@aggierican
Gobbledegook is doubleplus ungood. Stoichiometric. Unique taco per Jill Biden. Undiluted joy. Chanclish expert. ░C░H░A░N░C░L░A░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
J.R. Holmsted
@jholmsted
Jenn & Rick Show on @KLRNradio | @MisfitsPolitics | 90s/00s WB show junkie | I tweet what I want. #HookEm 🍷🤘🏼🏈 ⚾️ #ClubWeirdo
EZ
@notmyrlnmnemore
Dogs, drums, hockey, meat and thrash metal Skipped journalism - straight to programming BSA for the MIC (aerospace)
Garrick I - Rex Britannia - Imperator Americæ
@boydesian
Whare hae ye been sae braw, lad? Whare hae ye been sae brankie, O? Whare hae ye been sae braw, lad? Came ye by Killiecrankie, O? 🇺🇸🇰🇷🏴🇮🇪
Amy Curtis 🇮🇱
@rantyamycurtis
RN, nerd, Mom, girlfriend | Twitchy’s Grim Reaper | Deep Thought's answer to "the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything." | Dulcius Ex Asperis
Happy 2B I am
@oldsaltsouth
Just another guy
Belligerent
@belligerented
They say the grass is greener on the other side. I'd rather stay and frolic in the dirt and gravel. 2A absolutist. Raze the ATF
JustZuzu
@justmezuzu
‘Always aware, always alert, always prepared for the worst.’ ‘expect everything, be prepared for anything’
MAGA Publius Enigma
@6polymath
Weird/Eclectic/Eccentric/Critical & Creative Thinking Sigma INFJ (Advocate/Empath)/ I come to Twit-X for the humor, stay for the sarcasm & occasionally troll
TheMorningSpew2
@themorningspew2
* except for Jeb -👋🏻 Pup!
👣ℙ𝕖𝕕𝕣𝕠'𝕤 𝕄𝕦𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖🇺🇲
@ofathenry
☧. Poptart lover. 👣Did rescue stuff👣 Hispanic-mustache-enthusiast. The other ½ of a unit. Amateur Seacowboy. Apprentice New Englander. Magnum PI fan account.
G
@justthatg_uy
@TCC_Grouchy's ghost
Roger
@roger247_
Old Snarky Sarcastic
Ghost of Smedley Butler
@chestyghost
Suz - The Wave Dealer 😎✌️
@thewavedealer4
Don’t mess with my peaceful vibes. Narcissists will be ignored then muted. “Great is His faithfulness .. His mercies are new every morning” Lamentations 3:22-23
TehXandre
@tehxandre
2A. Ten years industrial metal AM. Firearms R&D, 3D printing. Consulting. Solidworks. MasterCAM. Please see my professional account: @Zer0andSons
Lizzy
@lizzylouwhom
I love dogs 🐾 • the Minnesota Vikings 💜🏈💛• Cupcakes 🧁• and Incandescent Lightbulbs 💡• Owner of a ridiculously adorable Basset Hound 🐶🇺🇸
Wuweizea
@martinzea11
Veteran, engineer, observer of the human condition.
Joe Biden's Autopen
@topenddownunda
Every post, like, quote, or repost from this account should be treated as satire in regards to Australia's speech suppression legislation or any legal action.
tree hugging s*ster 🎃
@welbornbeege
SSgt of Marines🇺🇸 💝USMC wife, USAF mom, Gold Star aunt💝 HotAir.com Editor, writer, obnoxious innerwebs wit. Luckiest damn girl alive.
Justin Henry
@justinh86189338
I have like 4 followers. I aspire to have tweets like Larry King. Not the divorces. Jewbilly. You people/Y'all
Mary The Grateful
@marytracy1101
Pronouns Pro/Life Awe/Some #SaveTheBabyHumans #MementoMori #ChronicLyme
Dr Banjo
@soulgroove42
118th, PNW Division. Professional Nerd. Balancer of Karma.
James Rockford- leave a message.
@dumblibstuff
Frankie's Dad, Navy Daughter, USAF Vet, TX Aggie. Western civilization. No DMs unless we're frens.
That's what SMOD said!
@theonewhosmods
Don't worry, I'm on my way...
Sno Dub 2 🈁️🇺🇸⛄️(The Revenge)
@jollypuppe20868
Founder of the #CottonConnection 🈁️ Twitter suspended my first account for telling Hillary Clinton to take a flying leap. was told I was inciting violence 🤣
Anna Hitrova
@redrose_anna
photographer, writer and political commentator 📸 a cheerful right-wing extremist 🇺🇸 fine art prints & cards are available on my website 🌹
blonde little Phoenix
@notabotblonde
did it hurt when you read my bio to nit pick at my personality instead of the argument and found nothing? BA Psychology Minor Sociology Writer
DigitalBeaconUS
@digitalbeaconus
Digital Beacon News is a modern, 𝕏 clusive alternative to legacy media, illuminating the truth one story at a time. Story Ideas? [email protected]
Festus Hagen
@festus67929
Combat Parking Respecter
@deltaechor23702
i Taint that other guy
Drew
@dangitdale66
Big mayonnaise fan. Former congressman, Louisiana’s Seventh District.
Not Johnny Blade
@johnnyblad37287
Dracones — No Soupian Brigand CPhT
@dracones24601
I dare do all that may become a smol tiger; Who dares do more is none. Died in GOP Tax Cut – revivified by Bidenflation
Mother Ducker
@madreduck
Just Another Font
Greg D
@gsd7373
Work hard, Play hard!
Ian McKelvey
@ian_mckelvey
Know the difference between the reality of freedom and the illusion of freedom.
Mossad Commentary
@mossadil
We are commentary based.
wednesday
@wednesady
Overburdened w/ schooling and a sense of humor, old enough to know better yet I read Twitter
Janelle Waz
@janellewaz
YouTuber • Wisecracking Geek • Computers • Tea • Retro Games • Video Games • Sci-Fi • Star Trek TOS-ENT • CDR Waz, XO, and rapid tweeter on #allstartrek • ✝️
JeffysSkyWaitressAcademy⚡️
@mada1971
#PatHeads #ChewingTheFat
Ordnance Jay Packard Esq.
@ordnancepackard
Twitter's leading Amish attorney. Meme Sommelier Order of the Polecat Moonbeam. "Plus Ordy is just a Genx political comic genius" 11th plague of Egypt.
Leslie McAdoo Gordon 🇺🇸
@mcadoogordon
Lawyer & writer. Proud hillbilly. Best description of me ever: "You are a pain in the ass, but you are a principled pain in the ass."
LibertyJ
@libertyjen
Probably not on your team • In defense of the defenseless • Wife, Artist, DIY, home improvement, dogs, & humor • Truth is singular • 19%er
Super Journalist (Retired) - JOURN-EL of Skrypton
@magnum_ck
📺🎤📡 Former Affiliate TV News Producer - PBS FOX CBS 📰📚👨🏫 Former Journalism/Lit Teacher. ✍️📰🐦 Freelancer Warren Squire at @TwitchyTeam
Write Girl Problems
@writegrlprobs
Magnificent enigma. A cornucopia of idiosyncrasies. Queen Carnivore & Inventor of the Meat-iverse. Writer by necessity, daydreamer by nature. Pronouns: 🤓/😈