Orthopedic Tech Lady: So what cast color do you want? Me: Black. Then it’s harder for my friends to draw penises on it Orthopedic Lady: (shaking head) how old are you? Me: 29 ma’am

Every time an NFL player gets fined they should put out a raffle to the fans to win their fine. Then use the extra money they make from the raffle to pay the refs to make calls against Patrick Mahomes. Follow me for other great ideas.

If I sit on Whoopi Goldberg and she farts is she a Whoopi cushion?

Taco Bell drive thru lady sounded hot and then went when I got to the window she wasn’t. 2024 sucks

Who’s dad is this suckin dick on a motorcycle?

NEW EPISODE ‼️ Comedian Blaise Kautzman joins us to discuss: -Being from small town North Dakota -Making your own Jackass movies with friends -Being concussed -North Dakota comedy scene -What NOT to do at a show -Junk drawer items 📺🎧: linktr.ee/nbnhpodcast

This is by far the most low IQ election I've had the displeasure of enduring in my life, and the competition was stiff. Everything is about weirdness and pedos and banging couches and nicknames like Tampon Tim. No substance. No deliberation. No sign of intelligent life.

On this Episode of No Brains No Headache the guys are joined by Blaiser and Josh Dullea to discuss: -Life of a Midwest comedian -Small Town North Dakota living -Going to college -Plot holes in the movie "Holes” -Hosting podcasts and radio shows 📺🎧: linktr.ee/nbnhpodcast

Another stellar time with da boiz

Canada doesn't know how we roll. They THINK they won. Wait until we find more goals at 3am.

Severancing my brain the old fashioned way tonight

Hope everyone has a very, very tight weekend. Please, if you can, try your best to be an Agent of Stoke. A Prince of Pump. Shit rules. Even if things may be feeling kinda lame. Get stoked. Chill. Let go of the BS if it comes for you and tries to lay claim upon your peace.

We're giving away a LEGO Marvel Studios MCU Infinity Gauntlet! All you have to do is RETWEET this AND FOLLOW us for your chance to win!

If chickens knew about the egg prices, they’d feel pretty good about themselves

“How long have you been ubering for?”

Gen Z is gonna be just fine I think

If someone offered me an olive pizza for helping them move, I would take all their furniture and return it to their old place

Kids today just don’t understand.

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It was called Four Loko and like all perfect things we banned it