Well, this is rather depressing… #leaderdebate

Swiss 2-0 up . One for the neutrals. Which seems fitting. #suivita #EURO2024

“In 31 years’ time, Ollie Watkins will avenge me…”

See my The Times of London letter on public sector pay (and pensions) Rachel Reeves Keir Starmer Teachers' Pensions

Ok, I’ll say it. The #olympics is gash. #Olympic2024

Looks like City are preparing for a big PSR penalty. The players have had to write their own names on their shirts with a Sharpie #CommunityShield2024

Sat in a bar in #dubai watching Oxford v Norwich. I seat thinking what’s happened to my life…and then realise I’m paying no tax to live in the sunshine. Cheers!

Listening to a ‘band’. They are covering Cotten-Eyed Joe. It’s worse than that sounds…

Sweet Caroline makes me want to do murder…

This is a very ordinary street of student houses in Cardiff. Here is the story of how it became entangled in an international money-laundering network, a £50million fraud against the taxman, and a bomb plot against a group of lawyers 🧵

I’ve said it once before, and I’ll say it again, it must be really rewarding to be a #Brighton fan these last few years.

Na fuck it i’m done.

They say the #simpsons has predicted many world events. But now seem to have predicted the name of Trump’s second would be assassin!? #Trump2024

Are we allowed nice things again? #Everton #utft

Crypto Twitter, what does this chart mean? #CT

The Treasury’s chief cheerleader Dan Neidle executing a rapid reverse ferret on the #FamilyFarmTax Who would have known that farmers might have understood the economics of farming? 🧵 1/n

Kohli's now nicking blokes outside off too

That moment you got so drunk you signed for Aston Villa 🚮

We are now seeing the death of VAR 🤣🤣🤣 #BOUvWOL

That’s a foookin header.