book store owner’s cat is always in the probably outdated weight loss and health section every time i’m here.. girl you are enough

Just yet another worker slaving away to line the pockets of others

oh I know ru and michelle would be gagged

Happy 10th Anniversary to all those who celebrate 👊

“april fools” so im a fool because you betrayed my trust? im a fool for holding what you say with complete sincerity? i’m not the fool, you are

Gold.

No ifs. No buts. Kneecap must now watch Adolescence.

it’s david landlord

it doesn’t seem like he is tbh

Is that why Billie Piper replaced him

Every Alien installment in the last 15 years: where do we come from. Where are we going. what does it mean to be human. What is a soul James Cameron in 1985: what if someone taped two guns together and fought a giant alien

continuing to die on the hill that this film is a banger - Ridley Scott doing Hammer Horror & Paradise Lost/Frankenstein in space.

sorry the prime minister can’t sack the paedophile’s best pal right now he’s busy meeting the war criminal

10 years since Doctor Who's finest hour...