Alright, nerds. School may be out for summer, but that doesn't mean we can't still pound ya!

I think Mom got a new boyfriend. Either that or she brought home work. Either way, what I was hearing last night was disgusting. -Jimbo

We'll be standing in front of the Kwik-E-Mart today til we're shooed away. Taking the Bully Toll.So if you want a squishee you're gonna pay.

Really though. Mom never warns me when she brings guys home. There's so much wrong with that. - Jimbo

Shauna invited multiple people to make out sessions again. Uh, dude. Jimbo, I think you oughta think about getting a new girlfriend. -Dolph

Alright, punks. We're gonna be at the arcade today, and I don't want anyone bothering us. Today, this is OUR turf.

Fear us.

I'm hoping next year we'll graduate on to middle school. Kinda tired of being in elementary, to be honest.

To all three of our dads, you're deadbeats. Congratulations. Hope you're enjoying your life.

If some of you nerds miss out on the fireworks show tonight, you're getting pummeled next week. Show some patriotism!

Alright, dweebs. Line up to hand over your lunch money, or you're getting a pounding!

Alright, dweebs. Which one of you wants a wedgie today?

You dweebs better go hug your mothers today or we'll find ya and pound ya!

Alright, who wants a pounding?