Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

at my desk silently saying “what the hell are you even talking about” every time i receive an email. even if it’s an email i understand and was expecting

ban it from showing the people i went to high school with what they’d look like as a cartoon character too while you’re at it

we ain’t gonna have no clean water next month because yall wanna watch fruit love island on tiktok

you and your friends are fucking losers lmao

in another life he was just the theatre gay he’s always wanted to be. he has the comedic timing to be on drag race but instead he’s an evil nazi

EID MUBARAK TO EVERYONE!! ILY ALL!! 🩷

honestly even if ai wasnt environmentally destructive id still think ur a dumb loser if ur genuinely entertained by ai fruit love island

"you will be left behind if you dont start using AI in your writing" where are you all going ... i don't want to join you i don't want to be there.

btw, it is absolutely embarrassing that some of you rely on an environmentally destructive program to form even a semblance of a misinformed, critical thought

And if I say majority of yall using ChatGPT because it’s the only time you’ve been told you’re right or smart, what yall gone do?

I love March Madness because I always learn about a new school. Never heard of Texas A&M University in my life

delete chatgpt and get a library card

“boys are just soooo much easier to raise!” oh really? then why are you all so fucking bad at it?

one of the greatest joy in life is being able to show this to someone who’s never experienced it before

Every headline now is something like: China powers office building with spoonful of baker's yeast; America's new AI surgeon general says hot dogs count as vegetables

born too late to see dinosaurs, too early to see flying cars but just in time to see heated rivalry

Goals for April -lose 15 pounds -be good at my job -get 4 boyfriends