Tomorrow at 6 pm SLT, it all comes down to this! Valiant Wrestling presents #VWHeatwave - titles & the future are all on the line in the hottest event yet! Do not miss this! //☀️

I woke up this morning, grabbed a fresh cup of that good stuff Folgers and this ol' cowpoke is here now to say... I WANT A GOTDANG FIGHT! THIS DAMN WEEK ON #VWFlashpoint NO ONE PUTS COWPOKE IN THE CORNER YA HERE! #YEEHAWSHIT #BOOTSHOOTINBOOGIE #IDONTEVENKNOWWHATTHEHELLTHISIS

OI! You best be ready for showdown, this ol' cowpoke is wilder than a midnight rider on a summer solstice and I'm itchin' for a fight! This town ain't big enough for the two of us! #YEEHAWSHIT

C'mon Crouton! Let's ride out! #YEEHAWSHIT

WOT IN TARNATION?! What you just say to me?! Listen here you pinecone eating sumbitch! You leave the rest of the Vinaigrette family out of this! This is between you and me, you wily varmit! You got me madder than a sack full of 7 legged hornets on a cold sleepless July night!

AW HELL I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU BACK THERE, NEXT TIME COME ON OUT AND HELP ME FIND MY DAMN BRITCHES AND THAT DAMN ORNERY HORSE CROUTON!

AW HELL! THERE'S PICTURES NOW?! WOT IN TARNATION! ALEXA, GET MY PICTURE OFF THE TWITTER!

I CAN TO! THEY WERE STOLEN!

Y'all seen my horse? Or my britches? #YeehawShitWhereMyBritches

Also, I'm going to the SUPER BOWL! WE DID IT! A WIN! #YEEHAWSHIT #YEEHAWBOWL #YEEHAWIDIDIT

WOT IN TARNATION?! GIVE BACK MY BRITCHES!

Well hell it was good to see the Valiant army tonight at #SuperFlashpoint, maybe I'll mosey on down to the table again at some point. That show was wilder than a tin trunk of squirrels on a hot July night I tell you hwat! #YEEHAWCOMMENTATOR

I SAID WHAT I SAID!

Welp that's another #VWFlashpoint in the books, thanks everyone for showing up for episode 75 and we'll see you all for the return of #VWIgnition tomorrow night at 7 pm SLT - now I gotta find my damn horse....

WOT IN TARNATION?! That's my horse Croton, I swear they better put me with someone professional next time I'm fit to be tied!

We're back to #IgniteTheNight! It's the return of #VWIgnition at 7:00 PM SLT! Tonight we'll see @Spookmegood in her debut match, @TheDevilRevel vs. Athena Spearheart, and in the main-event, it's @TheRealWoodsman's tables match open challenge! SLURL: maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Dee…

In just an hour, #VWIgnition is back! 7:00 PM SLT, and the roster is ready to go! Three huge matches, and a few words from some familiar faces! #IgniteTheNight SLURL: maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Dee…

Well, time for this ol' cowpoke to ride off into the sunset back to the ol' Hidden Valley Ranch - thank you Valiant.. Thank you Valiant Army. Thanks for all the memories, be sure y'all check out the final show next Wednesday at 6 pm SLT - the Flashpoint Valiant Finale!

Your favorite cowboy lemur is back tonight for The Rogue Hall's final event of the year - Crouton says hi too. It'll be more fun than a sack full of crickets on a Sunday night hoedown!