My character defect is rummaging through the box of mini wheats and only eating the well frosted ones

NA is wild cause it’s like a really big ordeal when somebody gets new teeth

Why do bowling alleys have the best food?

18months clean yesterday🙌🏼

Idc how old I am. If I’m getting a shot, I want a cool bandaid

I just don’t understand how these celebs are out there using Crosley turntables🤦🏻

Love that the hair tinsel trend of 2014 is back, we doin the feathers too fam?

My 4 month old’s clothes have bigger pockets that womens jeans smh fr tho whats he gonna put in there?

Ya’ll I asked where I can find Chicago tavern like pizza here in CA and some foo said dominos thin crust. I’m screaming

Love balding at 24😅

The first step in saving life on earth is admitting you are the problem.

Why are people obsessed with tryna give my baby food?

I just lost the game

fuck salvation army

Never hated daylight savings more. My 5month old is like woo let's party bitch at 6am cause homie thinks it's 7 smh

The lawn “doesn’t stand a chance”starter pack

The CDC just announced that you would not believe your eyes if 10 million fireflies lit up the world as you fell asleep

Not me driving in circles so my son will sleep😅