wgen will obama finally ban Anmime

when will i , too , be problematic

is this what i get for trying to be Hip With the Kidz

scout wont stop making bofa jokes so ive decided to take matters into my own hands. im fixing scout

im updating my birds' names for the 21st century. this here is chillwave,

football is a delusion of the bourgeoisie, a Symptom of a decadent capitalist society that God. Fuck. it's too much fun goodbye

#NameABuzzkill official medic

how often do you Scream? i myself, scream several times a day, very loudly and with Passion and Force

his name is heavy cause he weighs more than the couch. go do crossfit or something smdh

i like to disappear for Months on end and then gently dust 17-23 tweets over the internet in rapid succession

.Official Heavy is kind of the donald trump of the team bc he says Loud ,incomprehensible things, and we make drinking games out of them

tfw your coworkers are getting married and having kids and ur like "i wonder if there's easy mac in the pantry"

when someone subtweets you

When Will I Finally Be Problematic

kids look,.so Young these days. where are the Stress Lines. where are the Cracked hands from working 7jobs. waiting in line at the Job Store

science fiction perpetuates a double standard. when was the last time you heard of math fiction. chinese fiction. ap lang fiction

merry christmas, or as we say in my family, it's time to meet the greenbergs at the movie theater

so help me god i will uber the sniper dont test me

i drank so much green beer i cant remember st pats. thats a win in my book

Nyoom (that's the sound of me running to beat up all the Dum Fuks that voted harambe)