@TheTentaSpy 6 continuous days of a lovely warbling funeral dirge while chopping wood, reading a book, taking a shit. you underestimate this

@TheTentaSpy thank you for triggering me. it is always good to have a friend willing to re-traumatize me unexpectedly. santé. <raises glass>

AUTOMATED OUIJA GHOST PHONE

cat is on my head. I do not wish to move.

I did get tiny side eye today when I poured vodka into my half empty coffee cup. They stopped looking when Heavy partially crushed a chair.

still getting retweets on old tweets from what feels like a decade ago. why. there is no purpose. hopefully official medic is in hell.

I spent st. patricks day fighting tiny men in green, though they were allegedly part of a eco terrorist cell. ripped off some ears for Rurik

contemplates life while attempting to bathe his cat

zombie hoard at work how does this hole replenish workers I s2g the unions must love us

idk maybe heavy should quit go back to contract killing this is good steady work, enough to satisfy most men with killing but I struggle

@TheTentaSpy how are you?

@TheTentaSpy no more than usual the real challenge is keeping rurik from nibbling on zombie flesh! ah, parenting

@TheTentaSpy <sends him a bunch of cute rurik pics>

<cleans gun> <cat knocks valuable knickknacks off of nearby shelves> <serenity destroyed>

so apparently new zoo owner (?) is touching base with heavy weapons guy. keeps sending me e-mails asking about personnel. not sure if want.

also these things are everywhere at work. not good. they keep transforming into objects. luckily, they are not immune to the gun.

<cleans gun>

I am in the living.