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Homosexuals are sinners

Hello 911 my boyfriend is a gay arsonist arrest him

The homosexual men are fucking GAY and probably suck each others dicks like the homosexuals they are

There is a child out there with my last name Im not an adult capable of having a child to legally care fOR

Geralds friend/family member walked into my house, which is locked, and made food and left!! He did not throw away the package

I was going to make that for lunch tomorrow but all I have is an empty box and sadness

So what's up, everyone? Long time, no see.

gerald all day every day x.com/pakalupapito/s…

try harder!

I just remembered Mitt Romney ironing his clothes while wearing them and going 'ouch, ow, ouch' vine.co/v/OQ7BPxuDDth

I heard a noise outside, and I'm pretty sure there's a hippie in my garbage.

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Nyoom (that's the sound of me running to beat up all the Dum Fuks that voted harambe)

[meanwhile, in 1975, Bidwell thinks to himself in his dad's house.] I wonder what life will be like without him.