switch up on my day ones? brother as soon as i get even the smallest taste of power and fame i am killing you all, you’re all getting sacrificed

just put my penis inside of this Taco Bell®️ Crunchwrap Supreme®️ #yup

i stopped actively trying to find a gf mainly because i genuinely enjoy being single and just treating myself to shit that i wouldn't be able to if i had a gf. that being said, PLEASE ANYONE IM BEGGING PLEASE JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE PLEASE WHAT DOES SYKKUNO HAVE THAT I DON'T?

one of my sexual fantasies is to have ppl be like “where were you” “i missed you” “why didn’t you comeeee” “it wasn’t the same without you”

no one yearns harder than a latino man

if i could suck my own dick they’d have to put one of those cones around my neck to stop me

gm

I want my OWN person, no matter if it's platonic or romantic, i want someone who thinks of me first, every friend that I would say is my closest has a friend that's closer to them than me. I WANT SOMEONE JUST FOR ME ONLY

Today is April 28th.

i wanna sniff her butthole so bad

I wanna be in love with someone who is equally as in love with me and I don’t want it to just be love. I want us to be best friends and to adore and respect each other and to fit together like puzzle pieces. Tbh I have faith I will find that.

My dick little I’m broke as fuck I’m a dork and somebody took my bitch

Bro thinks he's spitting rotom heat when he's lowkey rotom washed

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine

i want to be your best friend. the person you tell first when you have exciting news, the one you lean on when you feel lost, the one you laugh uncontrollably with about things that aren’t even that funny, the one you’re texting when you should be sleeping, the one you trust with

yearning like a fucking loser

it’s cinco de mayo pls send me $50000 dollars for being mexican