Sobre os candidatos presidenciais. Todos juntos não fazem um. Obrigada e resto de bom dia

PUTO

odeio residencies espero q o harry durma hoje com a almofada quente dos dois lados

this is the most iconic thing i’ve seen EVER

annabeth has no powers in the same way stiles stilinski has no powers, i will not elaborate

“eu quero um namorado” eu toda vez que um homem fala

“eu quero um namorado” quando um homem vem falar comigo:

Como em quase tudo, o problema é mesmo o homem médio

"are you ok?" no bc why is it a monday every 15 fucking minutes

When you set an alarm at 6am and it’s actually 6am

três semanas de chuva ininterrupta e começo a perceber porque é que os ingleses estão sempre bêbados

always

I say “no worries” a lot for someone who’s been in a permanent state of panic for 20 years.

Queer people : I'm queer Neurodivergent people : I'm neurodivergent That queer neurodivergent person you've been trying to ignore : Ao3 is down i'm gonna end my life

Life of a 2000 born: • Pandemic at the age of enjoyment • WW3 at the age of conscription • Al automation at the age of employment

Seeing people so triggered about a concept of Harry singing about giving a man a blow job makes me laugh, people really think he wrote Medicine and decided not to write about gay sex ever again?

me core