The WORK me, the HOUSE me, and the OUTSIDE me are 3 different people. We all look different 😂😂

I respect people who can save money by eating at home. If I have a bad day at work, I’m picking up food. If I have a good day at work, I’m picking up food to celebrate. If I make my own lunch, I’m still picking up food for dinner since I already saved money on lunch.

I'm getting old... all I do is check my email, my bank account, and the weather app faithfully everyday!😭😭😭

im just not understanding how there is ample proof going around of the president molesting children and he is literally still the fucking PRESIDENT

I don’t hate summer. I hate feeling hot. I overheat easily and it makes me irritable. Summer is fine people that love summer more power to you, but me give me autumn any day.

Them Doordash prices make you look in the kitchen a few more times.

Republicans will lecture you about the ‘traditional definition of marriage’ and then cheat on their third wife

you ever wake up on a monday morning and immediately tell yourself you’re going to bed at 6pm

Me at work pretending to be nice

"Why would you care about ICE being around if you're a US citizen???" BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN SHOOTING AND ARRESTING US CITIZENS WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN??

i hate being responsible for my own meals because i’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day

Amazing how people think strict house arrest will transform a boy who forced rocks into a girl’s mouth to prevent screaming while his friends raped her. Courtrooms are creating rapists. This boy and his friends will rape again. And again.

MEN ruined her life and she had to DIE to find Peace. Fuck this sick world!

me no matter how much sleep i get.

When I do laundry I be wanting to take off the clothes I got on so everything can be clean.😂

A man who cooks, cleans, and washes the dishes is just a functional adult, not a special being.

I’m at the age where I have to add everything to my calendar. Appointments, birthdays, due dates, all of it😂

A teen slammed a girl into the ground and repeatedly stomped on her skull. Why? Because she refused to give him her phone number. Another boy was with him and filmed the assault instead of intervening. A “good man” would have helped her instead of enabling abuse.

i'm instantly turned off by a man that has very negative opinions about women even if it doesn't apply to me. something very nasty and misogynistic about that spirit that never sat well with me.